Someone once suggested that our sister site, FRIDAYNIGHTSALONE, should have a feature wherein we talked about what sad, depressing meal we were eating while listened to the track of the week. While we didn’t do that, we did decide to create Fast Food Babylon: dedicated to trying all of the newest and weirdest fast food atrocities – so you don’t have to. Do not try this at home, kids. Save yourselves.

Fast Food Babylon is brought to you by the brain trust behind PretentiousPDX.com and FRIDAYNIGHTSALONE.

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